portland, seattle’s tijuana

Posted by yamsmos on March 11, 2010 · Under Portland Timbers · View Comments 

6 beer postok first of all, we are testing out a new “coherent rating system”. from time to time i have been known to post a beer fueled post or two. rare? indeed,  but it does happen. so to help you decipher my drivel, and to help subdue the grammar police, i am going to institute a beer consumption barometor. the picture to the right should suggest to you that i have had somewhere between 6 or more beers this evening.  hopefully it will help you understand, or at least forgive,  my logic, spelling and intent.

so, we have a little game tonight eh? what to make of this game? yes, it is just a practice. but if you really believe that, well you are new to this rivalry.

this is portland, seattles tijuana.

i think sigi will treat this as 50% training and 50% must win.  he knows the importance of this game to the fans, and losing it…. practice game or not, is not acceptable.  the amount of drivel that would spew from their fans would be unberable.

the thing is, i don’t dislike portland as a town. yes, crucify me if you like, but i really like  the city. they have good beer, good layout, nice neighborhoods etc. but the timbers fans sure F that up don’t they?

it isn’t that the TA don’t love their team, or love soccer, or love their city…. they do, and i give them credit for that. the problem is, they have such a little brother syndrome, that our success has bugged the crap out of them and they don’t know how to handle it. so as a result, they are just a pain in the ass.

they ask where our fans were in the usl days…. well, we weren’t in tukwila, that is for sure.  portland fans underestimate how valuable their DOWNTOWN stadium is. put that in beaverton, or gresham and they numbers would easily be cut in half.  

it is unlikely that they will never get 35,000 fans out to a match, even if they had the stadium to do it, but if they ever did, they would say they had a better fan base…. but since they can’t, they will say we are more plastic.

their arguments are filled with 3rd grade logic at best and the really sad thing is they are  more concerned about what we do rather than what they do.

but this is why it is fun to have a rivaly right? getting under each others skin is an art and they are the devil no matter what. he he.

so come on portland fans, bring your meth, beanies, bycicle messenger bags and stumptown coffee up I5 and we will see you tonight.

a few videos from last time we met….

our trip down to portland last year for the USOC

you’re in the MLS b/c of us

entering portland

 

sounders win

  • MIKE

    “Seattle’s Tijuana”… it’s funny because it’s true.

  • RWDJr37

    I CANNOT wait for this match.  Practice/friendly/preseason or what have you…I, like so many others, have been waiting for this match since November.  I actually came into work two hours early this morning so I can leave Tacoma for the game and start my beer consumption at or around noon! 

  • Randle

    “seattles’ tijuana”- lol. If you’ve ever been to the suburb Hillsboro you know this is true.

    You gotta wonder if Vancouver will feel like the girl left out of the ménage a trois while the Seattle vs. Portscum rivalry heats up the MLS.

    Go Sounders!

  • Mark

    I always called Portland “Seattle’s slutty, druggy sister who ran away from home and got pregnant at 15.” But “Seattle’s Tijuana” is also true and much easier to say.

    I also have to agree with you that I don’t dislike Portland as a city, it’s my hometown!  But, there is a reason why I got out of there ASAP.

    Speaking of Vancouver, I see them more as an equal, a real sister city.  I got nothing against them, besides them being Canadian;  I can forgive them for that.

  • Anonymous

    Seattle’s Tijuana? I thought that was Tacoma…

    Anyway, I’d have much more respect for the Timbers if they got rid of that stupid chain saw. I don’t think I’ll ever go to a game there while that annoying and loud POS is around. Thankfully, this game is in Seattle, and I have tickets for the butt kicking :D

  • Mark

    You know you have supporter problems when the loudest sound at your match is an engine reving.

  • Anonymous

    Nail on the head.  Portland is Seattle’s little brother.  They annoy the crap out of us, but you still have to love the city and respect the fans’ passion.  But you are right, they are more concerned with what Seattle does.

  • overmars

    all seattle’s trash goes to Oregon, fact.  Tht trash you put on the street on tuesdays, it ends up in Oregon a little while later.

  • Me

    Tacoma is Seattle’s San Diego.  Smaller and overrun by the military.

  • rogerspdx

    All smug.  F off Sounder fans.

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