Dear Sounders: Here’s Why You’re Having a Hard Time Selling CCL Tickets
Word out this morning is that Sounders had sold only 13,000 tickets for the CONCACAF Champions League game game on Wednesday against Isidro Metapan of El Salvador. Which is pretty pathetic for a team that’s averaged over 36,000 per home game so far this year, and which will make Qwest look pretty damn empty. (This is especially sad after the team went to the not insignificant expense of printing out those really cool full-color posters on heavy paper.)
When I heard the 13,000 number, I thought, “What the hell is wrong with our fans, that we would abandon our team for our first experience in international play?”
After trying to buy two extra tickets today, I’ll tell ya: There is nothing wrong with our fans. The problem is with the ticket sale process.
Like a lot of hardcore Sounders people, I took advantage of the presale for season ticket holders and bought my three tickets for the match as soon as they went on sale. I wasn’t real happy about the extortionate TicketBastardMaster fees, but this is my team, and my seats are great, and the price was cheaper than regular-season tickets, and I wanted this match to be just like any other. Got my tickets in the mail a few days later. So far so good.
This morning, after I heard about the low sales, I decided to try to pick up a couple of extra tickets for my daughter and her friend. My hope was, with ticket sales so low, that we could at least find some in the same vicinity as our season tickets.
Here’s how it went.
1) Went to the Sounders FC site. After wandering around for awhile, finally found the link to click to get to Ticketmaster. (You’d think that when you’re trying desperately to increase sales, you’d make the link big and obvious. But…no.)
2) Went to TicketMaster. Put in my request for 100-Level tickets on the same side of the field as my seats. It gave me 200-level tickets five sections away. Tried again. These tickets were 200-levels even further away. Gave up.
3) Went back to the Sounders FC site to try to find a person to talk to on the phone. They’re apparently moving away from phone help, so I had to search all over for the phone number. Finally found it under “Season Tickets.” (1-877-MLS-GOALS. But don’t call till you’ve finished my story.)
4) Called the number. It sent me to… (Wait for it, you’ll never guess…) The Ticketmaster automated line. Which took me through exactly the same process as the online ticket ordering process, except approximately 2,000 times less efficient.
Robot: If you want the first option, say, “First Option.”
Me: First option.
Robot: You have said, “Fourth Option, General Admission tickets.”
Me: No! I said, “First Option! First! 100-level tickets!”
Robot: We have two tickets in General Admission. To purchase these tickets, say…
Me: NO! That’s not what I want!
Robot: To purchase these tickets, say…
Me: NO! Real person! Operator!
Robot: I’m sorry, I don’t recognize that request.
Me: Click.
And for this kind of service we pay how much in TicketMaster fees?
(No, really, that’s not a rhetorical question. I noticed that they didn’t include an itemized receipt with my original tickets, and I’d really like to know.)
Now I can’t decide whether to purchase the extra two tickets at the gate or say, Screw it and just go with our original three and not take the two other people who would have liked to come with us.
Dear Sounders: All I wanted was two minutes with a real person to find out if there are two tickets anywhere in the vicinity of our seats. Is that really too much to ask?
P.S. When I was searching for the dollar amount of TicketMaster fees, I logged into my Sounders account. Did a password request and lo and behold up on my screen popped the number of my ticket rep, Will. 425-203-8140. Too late to call now, but I’ll let you know if he helps me out tomorrow.


