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The Magic 8-Ball Shares His Wisdom on the Current State of the Sounders

May 6, 2011
By laurie
The Magic 8-Ball Shares His Wisdom on the Current State of the Sounders

These last two games have been so confusing. In one, Sounders look like world beaters. In the next, same lineup, they have no strategy other than “blast in long balls and pray.” It is befuddling. And so, in order to make sense of it all, I have invited my dear friend The Magic 8-Ball...
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“You’ve got to appreciate every day because you don’t know when that day is going to come when you can’t play.” Sounders FC 3-0 Toronto FC

May 1, 2011
By laurie
“You’ve got to appreciate every day because you don’t know when that day is going to come when you can’t play.”  Sounders FC 3-0 Toronto FC

What a game, huh? They wanted to do it for O’Brian White and Steve Zakuani, and they did it in style. We’ll have more Go Sounders thoughts later — and I hope you’ll be patient and come back — but for now here are the official game notes and quotes. (Be sure to read...
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Mullan is “Distraught,” and other interesting pre-disciplinary reading

April 26, 2011
By laurie

It’s after work hours on the east coast, which probably means we’ll be hearing about Mullan’s punishment tomorrow, not today. As we wait, here are a few links to articles that may make you think. First, from MLSSoccer.com, the official site for MLS, published today. Which, you will note, is before the Mullan punishment...
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What’s the Appropriate Punishment for Mullan? What Do You Think He’ll Actually Get?

April 23, 2011
By laurie
What’s the Appropriate Punishment for Mullan? What Do You Think He’ll Actually Get?

Fact: Rapids player Brian Mullan gave Sounder Steve Zakuani a compound leg fracture with a really horrific tackle. And I think that most Sounders fans feel that the appropriate punishment for Mullan would be a one-way trip to a Siberian steppe, or, barring that, a suspension for as long as Zakuani is out of...
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Zakuani Surgery “Successful”. Contact Information.

April 23, 2011
By laurie
Zakuani Surgery “Successful”. Contact Information.

If you’d like to send cards or good wishes, here’s how to do it: Tweet Steve @stevezakuani11 with the hash tag #forZakuani. (Also, Mauro Rosales would like to get #11 trending, so if you tweet, use that hash tag too.)
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San Jose 2-2 Sounders (OR: This is what I think about when I’m trying not to think about the 2 out of a possible 12 points)

April 2, 2011
By laurie
San Jose 2-2 Sounders (OR: This is what I think about when I’m trying not to think about the 2 out of a possible 12 points)

I laughed! I cried! I analyzed hairstyles and giggled at Mauro Rosales’ soul patch! Seriously, though, after tonight, I have decided that the only way I’m going to get through this season is by treating Sounders matches not as games but as dramatic performances. (Kasey and Co. falling on their butts at critical moments...
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Yes, That Sucked…But Think About How Good It Will Feel After All These Losses When We Knock the Galaxy out of the Playoffs

March 16, 2011
By laurie
Yes, That Sucked…But Think About How Good It Will Feel After All These Losses When We Knock the Galaxy out of the Playoffs

First thing: You know what really, really pisses me off about the whole Blaise Nkufo situation? Sounders could have spent the entire preseason training someone else to be The Target Forward. Someone like, say, O’Brian White? Someone who, if he had been thus trained in the preseason, might now have the self-confidence and chemistry...
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FREE-BIRG! And Other Random Thoughts About the Colorado Game

March 10, 2011
By laurie
FREE-BIRG! And Other Random Thoughts About the Colorado Game

So. A 3-1 win against the reigning MLS Cup champs, which almost (but not quite) makes up for the weekend’s humiliation against our expansion team arch-rivals. Well, actually, it’s not even close. But the win is still nice. And I’ll probably stop my post-Portland sobbing soon. And I’m pretty sure you have me to...
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At Long Last, Sounders 2011 Schedule!

February 10, 2011
By laurie
At Long Last, Sounders 2011 Schedule!

The 2011 MLS Schedule is here! It’s time to start making your flight arrangements and planning your vacations. Highlighted by 5 appearances on ESPN or ESPN2 and the four Cascadia Cup derby Matches, the Sounders will host 17 MLS matches in 2011. The most interesting for fans in the Northwest will probably be when...
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So What Does It Mean That Baldomero Toledo is Our Ref Tomorrow?

November 6, 2010
By laurie
So What Does It Mean That Baldomero Toledo is Our Ref Tomorrow?

From: Laurie to: Mike, Yamsmos Subject: Baldomero Toledo Just found a group on Facebook entitled “Baldomero Toledo is a C*nt.” This is the kind of things you get posts on when you invite me into your blog. Just fyi. Laurie According to Joshua Mayers at the Seattle Times, Baldomero Toledo is the head referee...
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GoSOUNDERS on Twitter

  • GoSOUNDERS: RT @SoundersFC: UPDATE: Match vs @sjearthquakes on 9/23 moved to 9/22 at 7:30pm PT. click here (about 30 minutes ago)
  • GoSOUNDERS: RT @StarfireSports: Time to start rooting for Georgia in the @UsOpenCup. Georgia over Atlanta means a home game for @SoundersFC , An Atl ... (about 18 hours ago)
  • GoSOUNDERS: RT @SoundersFC: Unbeaten streak ends at six as Espindola goal in 51st minute becomes the match-winner. SEA 0:1 RSL. click here (4 days ago)
  • GoSOUNDERS: RT @LiveSounders: Bryan Meredith holds the 4th longest shutout streak to start an MLS career at 225 minutes and counting. (4 days ago)
  • GoSOUNDERS: RT @RossFletcher1: #sounders v RSL; Meredith, Parke, Hurtado, Burch, Rosales, Alonso, Rose, Estrada, Montero, Johnson. Fernandez on bench (4 days ago)
  • GoSOUNDERS: RT @SoccerByIves: Tough loss for RSL RT @MCLTribune: Javier Morales didn't practice w/ @RealSaltLake today after injuring quadriceps, wo ... (5 days ago)
  • GoSOUNDERS: RT @joshuamayers: Pat Ianni undergoing an MRI today after aggravating a back injury in warmups before Wednesday's game. (5 days ago)
  • GoSOUNDERS: RT @JaneGPhoto: YEa @Goleador17 Goal of the Week! click here (5 days ago)
  • GoSOUNDERS: MLS has suspended Sounders defender Zach Scott 1 game & fined him for "endangering the safety of Fabian Castillo" click here (6 days ago)
  • GoSOUNDERS: Sounders win 2-0 at FC Dallas behind Fredy Montero's brace. (7 days ago)